if you think im not going to meow at that cat in front of all these people then you are wrong my friend
happy easter suckers!
Bunny falls asleep
bun didn’t actually fall asleep!! bunnies flop over like this when they feel safe and comfortable in their environment. they rarely stretch out and lay down because they’re prey animals, so when ur bun does completely lays on their side or their back, it means they feel 10000% safe around you
science side why this do that
water under grassy top make it go jiggle jiggle
thank u science side
I sowed the s e e d s
and watched them grow
so basically um im horny
do you know what these all say?
"hi horny im dad"
Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.”
Why does this not have any notes?
lol no “Nashville sperm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. how may I help you?”
“Henderson’s Morgue, you stab em, we slab em, this is Eight Ball speaking.”
“Texas crematorium you kill ‘em we grill ‘em how can I direct your call?”
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